The Quotables Thread, Revisited!

We need a funny quotes thread again, guys. Give'er.

To start us off. CAUTION. DRAGON AGE SPOILERS AHEAD. >=)

Peacerose steals crap from Jory and Daveth
You say, "I was sad Daveth didn't live."
You say, "He was kind of a hottie."
Peacerose: He's a useless fucking rogue
Peacerose beats him
Ghaniyah would tap that.
You say, "You know, if he weren't a fictional character."
Peacerose: As long as he kept his mouth shut, tapping would be fine!
You say, "Haha."
You say, "He had that impish "I'm a bad boy, spank me" thing going on."
You say, "I like that."

Me: http://wikka.moreawesomethanyou.com/images/1/1c/Assburger.jpg Assburgers.
Mark: i wonder if she went to college.

Theo || "Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick." says:
*lol
*y'know, as partial as I am to the dick. I'd probably run screaming if loads of them fired at me.
*especially disembodies ones
*like the japs seem to have everywhere
I tend to disappear, here and there - so concentrate and you'll feel me everywhere. says:
**snorts*
Theo || "Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick." says:
*i just have this vision of walking around tokyo with floating giant cocks at mcdonaldsaru.

When violet eyes get brighter and heavy wings grow lighter, I'll taste the sky and feel alive again. says (2:15 AM):
*You know when a fire's burning
*And there are those little drifty lights in it
     Peacerose says (2:15 AM):
*yus
When violet eyes get brighter and heavy wings grow lighter, I'll taste the sky and feel alive again. says (2:15 AM):
*What are those called?
     Peacerose says (2:15 AM):
*Ummm...I sadly have no fucking clue
When violet eyes get brighter and heavy wings grow lighter, I'll taste the sky and feel alive again. says (2:16 AM):
*The word is in my brain'
*And I can't ACCESS it x.x
     Peacerose says (2:16 AM):
*Seth doesn't either, but he suggested embers
When violet eyes get brighter and heavy wings grow lighter, I'll taste the sky and feel alive again. says (2:16 AM):
*THAT'S THE ONE
*Sankyew
     Peacerose says (2:16 AM):
*Welcome!
When violet eyes get brighter and heavy wings grow lighter, I'll taste the sky and feel alive again. says (2:17 AM):
*Total brainfart
     Peacerose says (2:17 AM):
*lmfao
When violet eyes get brighter and heavy wings grow lighter, I'll taste the sky and feel alive again. says (2:17 AM):
*I got midway through my sentence like
*BEHIND HIM, ASH AND... THEM LITTLE... FAIRYLIKE... WANDERY LIGHT THINGS...

We're in the city of wonder. says (10:39):
*And it's BRITTANY Murphy, pfft
Theo || Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere. says (10:39):
*I DON'T CARE ABOUT ALL THESE DIFFERENT SPELLINGS
*ITS LIKE AMY AMIE AMEEE AND SHIT
*BRITNEY BRITTANY BRITNY BRITTANAY
Theo || Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere. says (10:40):
*BRITAFILTER

     Peacerose says:
*loooooad, MSN
*Freak creature
**freaky
We're in the city of wonder. says:
*XD
*Kadeen fucks her
*Who's the freak
     Peacerose says:
*Hahaha
*Kadeen IS a freak
*
* You stopped sharing photos
*
We're in the city of wonder. says:
*XD
*HELLO SMALL WHITE ODD VOICED SPLODEY CHILDWOMAN
*May I put my wenis in your giggetygoo?
     Peacerose says:
*OH I MAY! GLEE!

pocketbrit 3:21 am
Indeed
http://www.urlesque.com/2010/06/01/26-hilariously-inaccurate-knock-off-toys/?icid=main|aim|dl8|link4|http://www.urlesque.com/2010/06/01/26-hilariously-inaccurate-knock-off-toys/
pocketbrit 3:24 am
"Tickle Elmo - He is HOT too!"
kitsunebuff@gmail.com 3:26 am
LAWL.
pocketbrit 3:26 am
Mmm, Elmo
pocketbrit 3:26 am
I'd bend his red, fuzzy ass over and paddlespank him into oblivion
kitsunebuff@gmail.com 3:27 am
._.
pocketbrit 3:27 am
*snorts*
kitsunebuff@gmail.com 3:27 am
That mental image is 7 kinds of disturbing.
pocketbrit 3:27 am
Elmo's RED ROCKET
kitsunebuff@gmail.com 3:28 am
NO. NO.

pocketbrit 7:12 pm
(19:12:30): Uhrf
(19:13:03): I just had a chilli moment that could probably compare to my chilli moment at yours
(19:13:04): AND
(19:13:06): DESMIN
kitsunebuff@gmail.com 7:13 pm
(19:13:10): ._.
pocketbrit 7:13 pm
(19:13:11): I HAVE
(19:13:13): PEGGLE
(19:13:14): ON
(19:13:14): MY
(19:13:16): PHONE
kitsunebuff@gmail.com 7:13 pm
(19:13:18): Oh GOD.
(19:13:21): NO.
(19:13:30): Now you must please the music while you're on the GO,
pocketbrit 7:13 pm
(19:13:33): :-D :-D :-D
kitsunebuff@gmail.com 7:13 pm
(19:13:35): The world is going to end.
pocketbrit 7:13 pm
(19:13:45): PLANE JOURNEYS WILL NO LONGER BE DULL
(19:13:51): Pleasing the music aaaaaalla way there
kitsunebuff@gmail.com 7:14 pm
(19:14:05): xD I can just SEE you, gleeing in your seat, while winning at peggle.
(19:14:15): All the while, people are like, 'wtf is her damage?'

·#·$2Peacerose says:
Ebil coffee
·$5Malice says:

*covers coffee's ears*
·#·$2Peacerose says:
....what sort of coffee has ears?!
·$5Malice says:
THE BEST KIND
·#·$2Peacerose says:
I'm not sure that's coffee, Steph.
·$5Malice says:
IT'S MY PRECCCcIOUS
·#·$2Peacerose says:
It might be a Pomeranian or something.
·$5Malice says:
>.>

     Peacerose says (1:47 AM):
*I keep randomly getting this image of Malkah with a strapon, and it makes me giggle endlessly.
   Malice says (1:47 AM):
*Ahahahahaha
     Peacerose says (1:47 AM):
*SO VERY WRONG
   Malice says (1:47 AM):
**cackles madly*
     Peacerose says (1:47 AM):
*SEEEE
   Malice says (1:47 AM):
*Tiny little woman with a BIG OLE TOFU SAUSAGE.

This was SUPPOSED to be "I feel I'm circling the", stupid L Word being all distracting.

she lowered her head and smiled. She blinked back rising tears and shook her head. "I feek U;n curckubg g==

Theo || We're drenched in vanilla twilight. (Watching the L Word) says:
*what's that panda...something club called?
"The writer and artist are the closest things we have to a shaman." says:
*...
Theo || We're drenched in vanilla twilight. (Watching the L Word) says:
*IT STARTS WITH A P
"The writer and artist are the closest things we have to a shaman." says:
*WHAT PANDA CLUB
Theo || We're drenched in vanilla twilight. (Watching the L Word) says:
*lol
*ITS A GAY CLUB IN TOWN AND ITS NAME STARTS WITH A P
*I THINK IT WAS PANDASOMETHING BUT I FORGET THE LAST PART
"The writer and artist are the closest things we have to a shaman." says:
*PINK
*FOOL
Theo || We're drenched in vanilla twilight. (Watching the L Word) says:
*NO
*NOT PINK
*I COULD REMEMBER PINK#
*It was really big and had loads of colours and outside was like these sort of stained glass windows
*its part of another chain or something
*there's 2 or 3 bars/clubs that are with it
"The writer and artist are the closest things we have to a shaman." says:
*I have never seen that place before
*OH
*Do you mean Propaganda?
Theo || We're drenched in vanilla twilight. (Watching the L Word) says:
*YES
"The writer and artist are the closest things we have to a shaman." says:
*WTF HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH PANDAS
Theo || We're drenched in vanilla twilight. (Watching the L Word) says:
*i only remembered the P and the anda part
*i forgot the ropag
"The writer and artist are the closest things we have to a shaman." says:
*PANDA
*-PANDA-?

(15:39) Ghaniyah: I had a dream about getting bitten by black widow spiders and woke up with this big angry welt on my inner thigh.
(15:39) Peacerose: O.o
(15:39) Peacerose: What's the welt from?
(15:39) Ghaniyah: Dunno. Maybe just a blocked pore, mighta gotten bitten. Hard to say.
(15:40) Peacerose: That's freaky
(15:42) Ghaniyah: It's a pain in the dick. XD My leg hurts.
(15:42) Ghaniyah: SPIDERVAG.
(15:42) Ghaniyah: SPIDER-VAG, SPIDER-VAG, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER-VAG DOES.
(15:42) Peacerose: ......
(15:42) Peacerose cries
(15:42) Peacerose hides in a corner
(15:42) Ghaniyah blasts arachnids out of her twat?
(15:43) Peacerose runs away screaming
(15:43) Peacerose: TERRIFYING
(15:43) Ghaniyah: If I ever make a video game, I'm so having one of those in it.
(15:44) Peacerose: lawl
(15:44) Peacerose: Can you imagine if the broodmother had done that?!
(15:44) Ghaniyah: This hot woman will be all like "how bout it, stud?" and then the screen will go black and you come to with her sitting on your face, excreting spiders into your eyes from her snatch.

Liudan: AHAHA
Liudan: THEO JUST GOT MOTHJUICE ON HIS PENIS
Peacerose: .......
Peacerose: EW
Liudan snortdies.
Liudan: So fucking funny.
Liudan: "AAH. MOTH." *PILLOW SWAT*
Liudan: *moth smuuuuudges down boxerS*
Peacerose: ahahaha
Liudan: EEEHEEEW
Liudan: He just demonstrated that it's now gone
Liudan: And his WANG fell out of the other boxer leg
Liudan: Brain bleach
Liudan: Plz
Liudan: Nao
Peacerose offers
Peacerose sekritly snickers

Fariba: loololol
Fariba: I asked Lu if she was sleepy at all and she told me to not call her a silly beetle
Peacerose: Hahaha
Active after 9 minutes.
Liudan: I THOUGHT HE SAID SILLY BEETLE

pocketbrit 11:39 am
(11:39:00): Cuntclot is by far my best.
(11:39:32): Eugh, I had Jehovah's Witnesses reading me passages from the bible half an hour ago x.x
kitsunebuff@gmail.com 11:39 am
(11:39:34): I think my favorite of the week is 'tremendous, dripping hatecunt.'
pocketbrit 11:39 am
(11:39:58): "The question we're asking today, is WILL WAR AND SUFFERING EVER CEASE?"
(11:40:01): WELL GOD SAYS...
(11:40:18): No, dear, the BIBLE says, unless you have a giant, esoteric telephone I'm unaware of.
kitsunebuff@gmail.com 11:40 am
(11:40:23): 'I don't know, let me consult my magic 8-ball.'
(11:40:35): 'Not likely.'
pocketbrit 11:40 am
(11:40:39): I just said, "I hope so."
(11:40:49): "Do you not believe God will help us?"
pocketbrit 11:41 am
(11:41:04): "I believe God has been trying to help us all along. It's not God I lack faith in, it's mankind." :3
(11:41:07): ... "Oh."
kitsunebuff@gmail.com 11:41 am
(11:41:26): Srs.
pocketbrit 11:41 am
(11:41:40): They gave me a leaflet and want to come back to TALK TO ME ABOUT GOD at another time.
(11:41:47): Another time when I conveniently won't be in.
kitsunebuff@gmail.com 11:42 am
(11:42:01): xD
pocketbrit 11:42 am
(11:42:09): I take issue with a religion that says you can't wank.
(11:42:22): That's probably one of my only objections, bar the whole recruitment thang.
kitsunebuff@gmail.com 11:42 am
(11:42:32): And they're vampires.
(11:42:38): THEY'RE VAMPIRES, LU.
(11:42:46): THEIR CHURCHES HAVE NO WINDOWS.
pocketbrit 11:42 am
(11:42:47): VAMPIRES WHO DON'T WANK.
(11:42:53): THERE IS NO WORSE DEMON.
kitsunebuff@gmail.com 11:42 am
(11:42:57): YEA

(02:14) Adalwulf: So Christian Bale played Jesus Christ AND Batman.
(02:14) An'nyese: XD
(02:15) An'nyese: That proves Batman's secret identity is JESUS!
(02:16) Adalwulf: Who wrote a book once.
(02:16) Adalwulf: So Batman is Jesus is Stephen King.
(02:17) An'nyese: HAHA! We've figured out the secret of the universe.
(02:17) Peacerose: ....
(02:17) Adalwulf: You should never leave Steph and I unattended, Mel.
(02:18) An'nyese snickers
(02:18) Peacerose: Obviously not
(02:18) Peacerose: You'll unravel the fabric of the universe and make kilts out of it
(02:18) Adalwulf: But how does Mel Gibson figure into it?
(02:18) An'nyese: Oooo, I've been looking for a new kilt. I'll use Stephen King's jesus beard.
(02:19) An'nyese: Mel? Well, he screams racist remarks at his girlfriend....I'm thinking he's Jesus' alter ego.
(02:20) Peacerose: Where is your MSN???
(02:20) Peacerose huffs
(02:20) Adalwulf: So "FUcking Russkie whorenag" = "slattern of the Akkadians!"??
(02:20) An'nyese: Precissssely.
(02:21) Adalwulf: Just so we're clear.
(02:21) Adalwulf: Everclear?
(02:22) An'nyese: The devil in a hot pink speedo *nods*
(02:22) Adalwulf: Elton John is the devil?
(02:22) Peacerose: Don't forget the glasses
(02:22) An'nyese: Nooo....He's a seraphim. He doesn't have the abs for proper speedo attire.
(02:24) Adalwulf: But the Seraphim are part of the Sephiroth, and Sephiroth is the baddest muhfugger in the history of ever.
(02:25) An'nyese: Yes, but his spawn are arsefuggers.
(02:26) Adalwulf: In other games or the half-retarded clones in VII?
(02:26) An'nyese: I believe you answered you own question.
(02:27) Adalwulf: 42?
(02:27) An'nyese: Clearly.

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